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SEAGULL CRIES

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CRY OF THE SEAGULL

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MUSIC: Really Saying Something by Bananarama and Fun Boy Three

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What do you do for a living?

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Nothing.

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Do you look after him next door?

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No!

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So? You always spy on him.

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BUCKET BLADES OUTSIDE

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Oh, Bev, he's filling buckets AGAIN. Oh...

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Right.

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Chaffinch.

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Says they "usually breed between late April and early May",

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"with an incubation period of around 15 days

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"with approximately 11 to 18 flight length days".

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What are you talking about? Well, that was his excuse.

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why he couldn't cut the hedge - chaffinch nesting.

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Well, not if they "usually breed between late April"

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"and early May". You're obsessed, Clive. Just leave him alone.

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Anyway, I like him. I think he's funny.

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Funny? Yes. Weird. Interesting.

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Not boring.

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"Funny"!

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Your Majesty.

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Mrs.

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Oh, God...

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ENGINE PROBLEMS

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LOUD SNAP OMG!

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VOICES NEARBY

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Where is Oscar with the wheelbarrow?

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What's going on? It does not concern you.

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Did you steal this van? Found it. They forgot the coins.

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Well, you can't take them.

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Why not? The finder must be kept.

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There is nothing left.

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Where do you live? What school do you go to?

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I should call the police. Piss off, grandpa.

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If you do, I'll tell them you showed us your dick.

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Get them all in.

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Yeah, I mean, it was totally fine.

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but I doubt I'll be watching any more episodes. It's just...

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...I can't believe him in serious roles anymore,

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not since I saw him crying in his pants

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in "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!". Right. Mm.

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So, I'm sure he plays a very convincing hospice worker, but once

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you've seen someone chew on a kangaroo's anus on ITV, it's hard to

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Suspend your disbelief, will you? Mm-hm...

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Oh my god, is that Kaitlin Thorncroft? Whose?

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The newscaster. I have absolutely no idea.

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It's her. My God. I'll go and talk to her.

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Hello! Do you need help?

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Yes, thank you. I don't know what I'm doing.

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I have a pipe that spews water out onto the terrace. I just have to stop it or else…

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Seal it or something. This one has gone off. It has cracked.

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Let us take you over to the plumbing aisle.

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Yes, so this bit goes on the hose first, and then this bit is screwed on

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into it and that should do it.

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It's fantastic. Thank you very much.

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What is your name? Um...

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Kacey. Thanks again, Kacey. Just pleasant. Have it. Have it!

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Nice to meet you...

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SHE'S GREETING

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Are you doing well?

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What happened? Did you see her?

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Yes. What happened? Why are you upset? She was just so…

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...I don't know, so friendly ... and, oh my, just so confident

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and successful. And she asked my name,

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but then she saw my sign and it's just…

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It's like she's not going back to a shitty, damp apartment with mold in it

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The bathroom, is she?

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And she even smelled good!

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Is this an official break? Because I don't remember telling anyone...

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KACEY SOBS

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Is she...?

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What? Crying?

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It looks like that, yes. What is wrong with her?

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ROPER: Get out!

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Let's get out of here.

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This cafe is named after the dog that found the WC. Pickles.

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Are you all right now?

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Yes.

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Thanks. Sorry. I don't know what came over me.

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So, uh…

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Excuse me, what's her name? Kaitlin Thorncroft.

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Kaitlin Thorncroft. Is she...? Is she what?

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Well, is she like your favorite or something? No, I haven't thought about that.

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about her twice before in my life. She's just someone from the TV.

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But it was...

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It was like looking through a window into another life.

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She had a driver. Did you see that?

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Not a taxi driver. A driver, someone who just, sort of, drives her around.

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I don't know, it was just weird to see her in real life.

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in the store. Yes. Yes, I think I get it.

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She had a terrace. Do you have a terrace?

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I think so.

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I certainly had a patio before.

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I haven't seen it in a while.

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Imagine having a job you actually cared about.

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So what would you do? In an ideal world,

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what job would you care about?

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I know exactly what I would do. What?

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I'm not saying that. Why not? Because it's ridiculous.

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It is impossible. Well, it's not, because you thought about it.

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Honestly, that... that's stupid. Tell me. No. Tell me!

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I want to be in Neighbours.

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Excuse me? Neighbors? No, you see, because you're going to laugh, and it's…

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I...I'm not laughing. Neighbours, the Australian soap opera? Yes.

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Sorry, you want to be an actor in Neighbours? Yes.

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Are you an actor? No.

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Mate, you can join Neighbours. Why not? You just have to, you know,

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"do you think". Wait a minute, wasn't Neighbors cancelled? Yes!

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Don't worry, we'll take it back. I'm starting a crowdfunding campaign.

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What kind of character would you be? Would you be, like, the special one

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English character who is just... Don't you think I could make it Australian?

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Oh yeah, you're an Australian character? Well, yes, they all are

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Australian in it. Do you know the accent?

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Shut up. I wish I hadn't said anything.

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HE LEARNS

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My God, Kace, I think it's amazing.

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I will help you.

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I'm just trying to think, do I have any contacts

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within the Australian Broadcasting Corporation?

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We can find out. We will bring back the Neighbors,

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and you want to be part of it. Oh yes, you WANT to be in it. Toast.

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REALLY annoyed that Gordon saw me cry.

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Why? Because!

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He saw a weakness. He will use it against me. Crying is not a weakness.

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When was the last time you cried?

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I don't cry. It is a weakness.

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Seriously, are you crying? No, seriously, I don't.

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I can't remember the last time I cried.

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No, I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night.

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Not, like...

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...tell someone...about the Neighbors thing, will you?

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Not even Brigham? Oh, you better not!

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Oh yes – you know when you were in the pub last week

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and you were drunk? Wasn't drunk.

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Not true. Well, you know when we were at the pub for Andre's birthday?

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What did you grow in pots? Huh?

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You kept talking about these creatures you grew up with

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shed. Magical sea monkeys or summat. Did I say that?

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Was it just for you, or for everyone? To everyone.

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Shit! I must have been drunk. Yes.

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Well, can you see them yet or are they still invisible

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to the naked human eye? No, they are visible now.

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Well, three of them. They are about this size.

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And what were they called again? Homunculi. Homunculi.

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Can I come and see them then? I wasn't going to tell anyone.

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I can't believe I said that in the pub. Ooooh!

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Do you think they will remember? I doubt it. They were all covered in leather.

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Can I come and see them?

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Reluctant face emoji.

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Come on again. I told you about the Neighbor thing.

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Maybe.

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Right. But you mustn't mention it to ANYONE.

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When? Weekend, maybe?

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Michael! Mike!

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How's your homunculi doing? HE IS READING.

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Oh damn hell!

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He doesn't answer the phone. ... Here he is. This is him.

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Michael sleeping?

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Uh, yeah...

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Did you witness a robbery this morning?

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No. I don't think so.

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A safety car?

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Oh yes. God! Yes. Sorry, yes I did.

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Er, some kids robbed the coins. Small...

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MICHAEL LAUGHING

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Can we have a word?

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How many children? Uh, four. Or five.

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Or six. One of them had a wheelbarrow.

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And why didn't you report it? I was going to,

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but then i heard your sirens coming so…

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As a witness to a crime, don't you think you should have stayed?

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and report what you saw?

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They said they would tell you that I had exposed myself.

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Why did you expose yourself? No, I didn't.

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But that's what they said they were going to say, and I didn't want to say it.

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stay and be accused of it. Sorry, what...

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...what are you writing?

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"Constable Sergeant."

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Huh? Nothing.

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Did you see which way they went? Not really.

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Do you think you can recognize any of them?

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It is unlikely. They were children. They were just dirty kids.

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Oh, one of them had jam on his face.

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What kind?

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Of jam? Yes.

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Apricot.

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It's just a guess.

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He's coming now.

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What do you do for a living? What do you do for a living? Get back to work!

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Michael, do you mind telling me what the hell is going on?

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I saw some kids rob a van on the way to work. That's all, Gordon.

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THE PHONE RINGING I can't have police officers

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march in here and ask out my staff. How do you think it looks?

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Hello Hilary?

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Yes, I'll be right back. No.

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Oh, tttt...

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Yes, I'm on my way. Right.

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I have to go. Dad has fallen at home.

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I didn't "fall". I tripped over the damned cat.

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Isn't that falling? No. It is completely different.

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A "fall" is what old people do when they can't be dragged

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to concentrate on standing upright properly.

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Number one, I'm not old enough to fall.

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You're approaching 90, Dad.

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Number two, I tripped over a freaking cat!

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HE MOUTHS

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Well, we'll get the doctor to check you out.

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make sure you haven't broken anything.

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Can you leave us alone, please? I need to talk to my son.

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Hey dad, don't be rude to Hilary. Well, I said "please", didn't I?

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In a rude way, yes. That's fine.

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Would you like a cup of tea? I'm fine. Thank you Hilary.

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So...how's it going? Are they growing?

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Are you sure you're all right, dad? Yes. The prophets.

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You said you've seen them. Are they moving? Do they eat?

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I can see three. The other glasses are empty, as far as I can tell.

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Which tree? Well, I think one of them is the king. He has a crown.

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Yes, good, that's right. And the others?

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Maybe a queen, maybe a… an angel.

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It will be the seraph, yes. You must keep up to date.

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the water changes and feeding.

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And keep singing. It makes them strong.

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Dad, what are they? They look like people trapped in jars.

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What do I do for a living? Should I even be doing this?

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No, no, you must not anthropomorphize them. They are not human.

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They're not even physical half the time. They are supernatural.

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They do not follow the laws of nature. They have another set with

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rules that we don't even come close to understanding.

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How then will I know how to take care of them? I mean, they look like

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They are in pain. They look like they are suffering.

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Well, there you have it again, anthropomorphizing!

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They exist in another world. They will tell the truth,

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they must tell the truth, so you keep them fulfilled

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by asking them the questions you need to know.

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It says in the book that they must be buried in horse manure

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until they reach the divination state.

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Oh yes. Yes, equinus is waiting. Horse entrails, yes.

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But I think any kind of farmyard manure will probably do the trick. Not true.

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Is it to keep them warm? Can't I just turn up the heat?

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No, no, no. Trust the recipe, boy, it's all there.

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It's just as much about breakdown, breakdown of

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living material to impart life and vitality to the prophets.

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HE SIGHS

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I'll, uh... I'll be back later.

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I'm sorry he was mean to you.

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My God, it's nothing, honey. You should hear some of the names.

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I get a call. Is he okay? Yes. He's just a little confused.

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I'll be back later. Hey, did he tell you he had visitors earlier?

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Did dad do it? Yes. Was that your brother-in-law?

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Roy? Clea's brother? Did he come here?

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Oh, that's fine, isn't it? Your father seemed to recognize him.

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Yes, it is...it's going well. Do you know what he wanted?

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Well, he said he was just passing by, wanted to say hi.

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Right. Cult. Thanks.

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Roy, it's Michael. I don't want you to visit dad.

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I don't know what you want from him, but strangers appear in practice.

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just confuses him and you know, he has his routines.

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Please don't visit him without me being there or without telling you first.

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It confuses him.

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Have it.

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Hello, Mikael.

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Hello...

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It's funny, uh… Don't know if you remember saying that you…

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Remember you said you couldn't cut your hedge because

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There were ... nesting birds? Chaffinch, I think you said.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, I just, uh…

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...so I took a look at this bird book and it's, uh...

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I just noticed that it said that ... that they breed in the, uh, spring.

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Really? Yes.

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Apparently all... all garden birds do, so... Yeah.

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That's when they...

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That's when they settle down, so...

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Terrifying.

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What is it?

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Climate change.

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Hello, Michael! Bev.

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Bowl.

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MUSIC: Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel

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Michael, it's Roy. Please call us back when you receive this message.

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Look mate, I didn't come to visit your dad at home.

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I don't know who it was, but it wasn't me.

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So you have to find out who says they are me and…

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...what it is they want from your father.

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Call us back, won't you? Have it. Have it.

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Hello! It's Roy, isn't it?

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Yes. Hello. My name is Bea. I was friends with your sister, Clea.

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I think we met once, a long time ago. Oh. OK.

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Yes, I worked with Clea for a while. We did the antique stalls.

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together. I remember that. Used books, right?

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Do you hear from her? Um, no. She, um...

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I mean, she... You know.

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She disappeared. Yes, of course.

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Yeah, I was just wondering if anything had changed.

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What's your name again? Bea. Beatrice.

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Do you want to ... have a coffee or something? Yes, fine.

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What has it been since she left, five years?

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Almost seven. Oh, wow, has it been that long? Yes.

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Yes, that's right. Do you still operate the antique shop?

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Oh no, that place closed a long time ago now.

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God, you know what? I just remembered that Clea used to rent out

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a storage device to store some of the extra stock.

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Oh yes? Yes. I wonder what happened to it.

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I don't think there was much to it at the end, but... Yeah,

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I don't know. You'll have to ask her partner.

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He kept everything as it was. He still believes that she will

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walk in the front door one of these days.

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It must have been so hard for…

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Oh, God. She laughs nervously.

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I have forgotten his name. Um...

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Hamish. Of course, Hamish.

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Poor Hamish. Do you have his number? Is he still in the same place?

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Why don't you give me your number? I'll have him call you.

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SHE IS SUMMERING HAPPILY

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STOL BANGLES

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Good morning, Olive! Good morning, Michael! Are you doing well?

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Er, yes, yes. I'm... I'm very well, thank you, Olive.

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What do you do for a living? It looks like hard work.

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Yep. I have decided that it is time to go for artificial grass.

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Artificial grass? Yep, the old artificial grass.

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I swore I wouldn't, but you have to.

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Are you sure it's not carpet, Olive? Carpet? No.

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Because it looks like it has a pattern from here.

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Has it? Where did you get it from?

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A guy came to the door. He had it in a van.

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Let's take a look.

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Hmm...

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Sorry Olive, it's definitely a high pile rug.

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Oh damn hell!

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How much did you pay for it? I'm not saying that.

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It looks like it's acrylic, so you never know, it could last a while.

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At least it's green. Precisely. At least it's green.

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And…I quite like the paisley pattern.

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Shame!

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Hello.

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What are you doing here? I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

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Sorry. I... I didn't expect you.

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Well, I've come to see your sea monkeys.

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It's not exactly practical. Come on, buddy, you said.

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Right. Come in, quick.

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Watch out for, uh, the blackberries and nettles.

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And the barbed wire. And the barbed wire.

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Wait a minute.

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They don't like it being too bright.

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Right...

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It's like an opium den in here.

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Or a brothel. Don't touch anything. I didn't mean to do that!

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Are you ready?

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Clear? I don't know. Should I be afraid or not?

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No! Absolutely not. They may feel fear. It makes them panic.

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Ok...

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What am I looking for?

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Tap the glass gently.

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Hey, that's cool. How do you get it to do that?

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SHE LAUGHED NERVOUSLY

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ROPER: What the hell! What the hell is that?!

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Hush! Don't yell, you're stressing him out! Please!

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I'm so sorry.

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Kacey!

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TV: And they have to get this completely clean.

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They won't be over a barrel! Lower your voice!

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Michael, seriously, what the hell was that?!

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I said it, a homunculus. It was the king.

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You have completely scared him.

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Oh, I DID scare HIM? Hello, Bev!

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Are the others...

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...like that? Yes. They are all different, but yes, the same.

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OK.

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OK, now I know what to expect…

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Seriously, if you yell like that again...

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I'm not going to. Shut up. I'm ready. Now I'm ready.

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KACEY GASPS

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Oh, my God. I don't know.

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what I'm looking at.

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Can they see me? I don't think so.

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I think they just feel you are there.

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Are they all well?

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They look fucked up.

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Are they like people?

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No. They prophesy about spirits.

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This is mental.

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And you can ask them questions about the future? About anything,

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when they reach a certain size.

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And they will always answer with the truth.

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How does it work then? I don't know.

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What should you ask them?

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If Clea ever comes back.

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What if they say no?

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I will ask if she loved me.

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I just need to know... if I can move on.

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Can I ask them summat?

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If you're ever going to be on Neighbours?

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What if they say no?

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Well, then I can stop hoping.

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BEV GASPS

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Do you hear this? I don't know who she is.

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And have you seen that oil slick out there?

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VOICE ECHO: And that's what he claims to be worried about

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wildlife. There will be albatrosses flitting about in it

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by the end of next week, because you know as well as I do

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He's not going to clean up.

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